jobe00:

the-goddamazon:

I’m the second one. That’s me all the time.

I’m the second one, and I’m even worse when I see Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving.

Second. Christmas decorations before Halloween is worse than any other feeling.

jobe00:

the-goddamazon:

I’m the second one. That’s me all the time.

I’m the second one, and I’m even worse when I see Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving.

Second. Christmas decorations before Halloween is worse than any other feeling.

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@4 hours ago with 2468 notes

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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@13 hours ago with 357209 notes

There’s a Monty Python joke in there somewhere.

(Source: iraffiruse)

@14 hours ago with 871 notes
@14 hours ago with 1102 notes

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

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@14 hours ago with 193281 notes
knifepics:

The Tritium filled handle Beta Blades by Cammenga submitted by mafiabaseball.tumblr.com 

knifepics:

The Tritium filled handle Beta Blades by Cammenga submitted by mafiabaseball.tumblr.com 

@22 hours ago with 37 notes
buttpee:

"Whenever you are about to find fault with someone, ask yourself the following question: What fault of mine most nearly resembles the one I am about to criticize?"  ~ Marcus Aurelius

buttpee:

"Whenever you are about to find fault with someone, ask yourself the following question: What fault of mine most nearly resembles the one I am about to criticize?"

~ Marcus Aurelius

@1 day ago with 68 notes
@1 day ago with 8 notes

tombstone-actual:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

FUCKING FINALLY!!!!

HAIL PLUTO!!!

@13 hours ago with 129812 notes

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

(via aboyandhisboomstick)

@13 hours ago with 619919 notes

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

nightmaresaround:

Sixpenceee, have you seen this video of a raven talking? It says “good boy” or “hey boy”. 

Oh my god, it does! Someone get a raven to say “nevermore”. 

Just found out, that that’s been done already, look at this video

@14 hours ago with 3037 notes
vilikis975:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

I want this shown to every school.

vilikis975:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

I want this shown to every school.

(Source: ultrafacts, via ultrafacts)

@14 hours ago with 12004 notes

bijikurdistan:

Jordan Matson, a US Soldier has joined the Kurdish YPG Forces.

"For all who didn’t know I’m in Syria fighting for the YPG against ISIS. I am ok, won’t be able to get on the net very often. I was hit by a mortar a few days ago during a 6 hour firefight but I’m fine. Delivered an ISIS bastard to hell. Please keep me and the other americans and kurdish fighters in your prayers. I appreciate it. I’ll try and have some photos to upload when I get a chance.
Rock steady.”

(Via Facebook)

Respect & Many thanks

(via cerebralzero)

@15 hours ago with 380 notes

breefolk:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Baron Vaughn (x)

That is the most metal goodbye I’ve ever heard.

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@1 day ago with 63750 notes

megatronthefett:

brvn-mo:

spuandi:

letsrunlikewater:

pure sex 

this is literally the sexiest gif set I’ve ever seen in my life

thebr3akfasttclub

There are children on this site please tag your porn.

(Source: paid-for-free-wifi, via beardedmedic)

@1 day ago with 94452 notes